Fireproof.... I think NOT.....

Ok, so first off....
How was everyones fuckin Christmas??
I know I should ask. It would be wrong if I didn't.
I'm just glad its freakin OVER.
Ya. Bah Humbug To Me.
I'm ready for the New Year.
A fresh start.
AHHHHHHHHHHH.
So, now, they have these so-called FIREPROOF cigarettes.....
and I HATE THEM...
They freakin suck donkey balls.
They don't stay lit and they definately arent fireproof.
Cuz Jay fell asleep with one in his hand and caught the blanket aflame.
So, ya. I'm going to attempt to quit on New Years.
We'll see how that goes.
Cuz I be a raving bitch without them.
FUN FUN FUN.

Whats everyone doing for New Years??
Me?
I plan on getting shitfaced.
Haven't done that in a coons age.

Cold Weather and Hot Potato Soup.

So.........

I haven't done laundry in a week.

Everything is fucking dirty.

I hate it.

My house is drenched with dog hair.

My dog sheds, a lot.

Long, black hairs that seem to find their way into my food,

my eyes, my mouth and everything else in between.

I have swept, vacuumed and mopped.

Didn't help.

Where is all this goddamn hair coming from?????

Jay looked at the air filter.

Sure enough.

PACKED WITH HAIR!!!!!!!

So we gotta go buy a new filter to put in there......

Still no truck.

Lazy boy.

I'm sick of walking everywhere a-hole!!!!!!!

Aren't YOU?!

And its getting colder outside!!!

I want some hot potato soup.

The End

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