Fireproof.... I think NOT.....

Ok, so first off....
How was everyones fuckin Christmas??
I know I should ask. It would be wrong if I didn't.
I'm just glad its freakin OVER.
Ya. Bah Humbug To Me.
I'm ready for the New Year.
A fresh start.
AHHHHHHHHHHH.
So, now, they have these so-called FIREPROOF cigarettes.....
and I HATE THEM...
They freakin suck donkey balls.
They don't stay lit and they definately arent fireproof.
Cuz Jay fell asleep with one in his hand and caught the blanket aflame.
So, ya. I'm going to attempt to quit on New Years.
We'll see how that goes.
Cuz I be a raving bitch without them.
FUN FUN FUN.

Whats everyone doing for New Years??
Me?
I plan on getting shitfaced.
Haven't done that in a coons age.

Cold Weather and Hot Potato Soup.

So.........

I haven't done laundry in a week.

Everything is fucking dirty.

I hate it.

My house is drenched with dog hair.

My dog sheds, a lot.

Long, black hairs that seem to find their way into my food,

my eyes, my mouth and everything else in between.

I have swept, vacuumed and mopped.

Didn't help.

Where is all this goddamn hair coming from?????

Jay looked at the air filter.

Sure enough.

PACKED WITH HAIR!!!!!!!

So we gotta go buy a new filter to put in there......

Still no truck.

Lazy boy.

I'm sick of walking everywhere a-hole!!!!!!!

Aren't YOU?!

And its getting colder outside!!!

I want some hot potato soup.

The End

<3

A Balanced Breakfast

Ah, yes.
It feels so nice to have a place to call my own.
To wake up in the morning next to my one true love....
And be able to make a messy breakfast for him in my skimpiest of panties.
To have a morning quickie where ever we so chose and be however loud we want to be.
Stocking the fridge full of my favorite treats.
Only doing the dishes when I feel like it.
Smoking cigarettes inside and not outside.
Cuddling up with my puppy in my bed.
Locking ourselves inside for the weekend and doing naughty things.
Decorating the walls with my so-called art.
Throwing dirty laundry all over the apartment when I feel like it.
Running around naked like 3 year olds.
Adjusting the thermostat to MY liking.
Hanging up my own curtains.
Taking intimate showers with the door open.
Sex in the Kitchen.
Sex in the Living Room.
Sex in the extra bedroom.
Sex on the coffee table.
Sex everywhere.
Having a FULL walk-in closet.
And my shoes are all neatly lined up....
Turning up the radio to the loudest setting and headbanging.
Free internet.
Having my OWN place fucking rocks.

A Time For Change

FINALLY!!!!!!!
It is what I have been waiting for!!!!
We're MOVING out of the FUCKING in-laws!!!
It took long enough!
And I'm getting one of my trucks fixed instead of buying a car.
Gonna be cheaper that way anyways!!!
PACK PACK PACKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoopy!!!
Jay just better not think this is some kind of freakin time to party it up or so help me god.
Nuts will be missing.
But aside from that...........
I am gonna love having a place to myself and not having to share anything with those dang PEOPLE!!!! So sick of some attitudes lately. One particular person.
Who shall remain nameless.
You know who you are.
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
BBABABAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.
Oh Oh Oh AND.........
It is only a block away from where I work....
So I can walk to work if I choose...
I guess thats a good thing, right???
Well.... I will let you know how it turns out tonight...
MOVING IN TONIGHT BITCHES!!!

PEaCe

YAWWWWWN

Yes, I said it. Fucking "YAWN"
I'm about to go crazy today.
And I'm Fucking Tired.





Jay is pissing me off with his childish nonsense.
Doing whatever it is that he wants to do without asking me about it first.
Wonder if thats ever gonna change.
Wonder if he's just totally selfish or if he just doesn't think about our future.
We can't be doing what we're doing and expect things to be any different!!
I just do NOT fucking get it.

Don't. Not at all. Not one bit.



hmm.... well I'm sure ya'all are lost in what I'm talking about.
But I'm gonna keep it that way.
You don't need to know all the details.
I'll leave ya guessing.....



I'm getting a car in about a week....

I say,
THANK FUCKING GOD ALL MIGHTY!!!!!
I'm soooooooooo readdddddddy!!!!!!!!!

So fuckin ready.

So fuckin ready.

SO FUCKIN READY.
I'm going to drive for days on end....
Did I mention that I was ready???????



Just drive....
I don't care where I go....
Just whereever the road takes me I guess.....

Oh yes, and look what Cassie did for me at work today....

ISN'T IT CUTE!!!

I call her sugar and she calls me sweet n low....!!!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

She's cool as shit.

<3

I Must Say.....

That today has been a boring fucking day.

And I am missing my Mal Mal who is in Germany!!!!

=(

But on a lighter note....

My birfday is on Sunday.

Whoot. Whoot. Right?

I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel like doing something crazy.

But doubt that will happen with the fucking in-laws breathing down my neck.

So sick of that shit, I'll tell you that right now.

I hope my hubby gets me something special.

I've been freaking the fuck out lately.

Don't know if its the fact I'm PMSing.....

I'm sure it has something to do with it.

But I'm ready for a change.....

A change of lifestyle...

A change of atmosphere.....

A change of living arrangements.....

A change of location.....

A FUCKING CHANGE!

Hello All

Well, Greetings.
We meet again.
I'm starting anew and wiping away the old.
My mind is in somewhat of a fog....
So I'm attempting to clear it.
So many things have happened....
I just dont seem to have the time to express all
of these things into words...
Or is it that I do have the time but I don't want to air
all my dirty laundry?
Whatever the case may be.....
I'm tapping away at the keyboard....